FORWARD TO AN ALL URBAN FUTURE

"Suburbs are produced by the tastes and aspirations of millions of insignificant little people with paltry ambitions and no vision. These little people take advantage of the mortgage tax deduction and government subsidized roads. . True intellectuals are always progressive and are always drawn to grand ambitions, comprehensive plans, and Big Ideas. Politicians with brains and a taste for creativity, environmental sanity and social justice like these sort of thing as well. There is a chosen enlightened class who like the urban scene, hate suburban life and harbor a firmly grounded conviction that everyone should live the way they do, because Science tells us that the suburbs and automobiles are crimes against nature. Suburbs are the product of American racism and the flight of whites from urban diversity. All planning should be controlled by those with brains and credentials from top flight universities. Luckily our current President, the most brilliant man to ever hold the office is just such a man and has surrounded himself with similar souls. If he is reelected he we lead the little people to salvation. Only racists and the ignorant will vote against the President. In his second term he will hopefully end the mortgage tax deduction for all but those who live in designated urban growth areas served by high speed mass transit. Sprawl must be zoned out of existence. The depopulated suburbs can then be converted to organic collective farms to feed the locavore urban population. "